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The Soviet Union has
never existed and therefore is about as scary as the student union.
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They have known only
two presidents.
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For most of their
lives, major U.S. airlines have been bankrupt.
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Manuel Noriega has
always been in jail in the U.S.
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They have grown up
getting lost in "big boxes."
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There has always been
only one Germany.
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They have never heard
anyone actually "ring it up" on a cash register.
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They are wireless, yet
always connected.
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A stained blue dress is
as famous to their generation as a third-rate burglary was to their
parents'.
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Thanks to pervasive
headphones in the back seat, parents have always been able to speak freely
in the front.
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A coffee has always
taken longer to make than a milkshake.
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Smoking has never been
permitted on U.S. airlines.
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Faux fur has always
been a necessary element of style.
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The Moral Majority has
never needed an organization.
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They have never had to
distinguish between the St. Louis Cardinals baseball and football teams.
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DNA fingerprinting has
always been admissible evidence in court.
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They grew up pushing
their own miniature shopping carts in the supermarket.
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They grew up with and
have outgrown faxing as a means of communication.
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"Google" has always
been a verb.
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Text messaging is their
email.
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Milli Vanilli has never
had anything to say.
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Mr. Rogers, not Walter
Cronkite, has always been the most trusted man in America.
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Bar codes have always
been on everything, from library cards and snail mail to retail items.
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Madden has always been
a game, not a Superbowl-winning coach.
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Phantom of the Opera
has always been on Broadway.
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"Boogers" candy has
always been a favorite for grossing out parents.
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There has never been a
"skyhook" in the NBA.
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Carbon copies are
oddities found in their grandparents' attics.
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Computerized player
pianos have always been tinkling in the lobby.
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Non-denominational
mega-churches have always been the fastest growing religious organizations
in the U.S.
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They grew up in
mini-vans.
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Reality shows have
always been on television.
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They have no idea why
we needed to ask "...can we all get along?"
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They have always known
that "In the criminal justice system the people have been represented by two
separate yet equally important groups."
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Young women's fashions
have never been concerned with where the waist is.
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They have rarely mailed
anything using a stamp.
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Brides have always worn
white for a first, second, or third wedding.
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Being techno-savvy has
always been inversely proportional to age.
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"So" as in "Sooooo New
York," has always been a drawn-out adjective modifying a proper noun, which
in turn modifies something else
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Affluent troubled teens
in Southern California have always been the subjects of television series.
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They have always been
able to watch wars and revolutions live on television.
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Ken Burns has always
been producing very long documentaries on PBS.
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They are not aware that
"flock of seagulls hair" has nothing to do with birds flying into it.
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Retin-A has always made
America look less wrinkled.
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Green tea has always
been marketed for health purposes.
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Public school officials
have always had the right to censor school newspapers.
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Small white holiday
lights have always been in style.
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Most of them never had
the chance to eat bad airline food.
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They have always been
searching for "Waldo."
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The really rich have
regularly expressed exuberance with outlandish birthday parties.
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Michael Moore has
always been showing up uninvited.
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They never played the
game of state license plates in the car.
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They have always
preferred going out in groups as opposed to dating.
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There have always been
live organ donors.
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They have always had
access to their own credit cards.
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They have never put
their money in a "Savings & Loan."
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Sara Lee has always
made underwear.
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Bad behavior has always
been getting captured on amateur videos.
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Disneyland has always
been in Europe and Asia.
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They never saw Bernard
Shaw on CNN.
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Beach volleyball has
always been a recognized sport.
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Acura, Lexus, and
Infiniti have always been luxury cars of choice.
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Television stations
have never concluded the broadcast day with the national anthem.
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LoJack transmitters
have always been finding lost cars.
-
Diane Sawyer has always
been live in Prime Time.
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Dolphin-free canned
tuna has always been on sale.
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Disposable contact
lenses have always been available.
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"Outing" has always
been a threat.
-
Oh, The Places You'll
Go
by Dr.
Seuss has always been the perfect graduation gift.
-
They have always "dissed"
what they don't like.
-
The U.S. has always
been studying global warming to confirm its existence.
-
Richard M. Daley has
always been the Mayor of Chicago.
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They grew up with
virtual pets to feed, water, and play games with, lest they die.
-
Ringo Starr has always
been clean and sober.
- Professional
athletes have always competed in the Olympics.